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i have absolutely resisted the temptation to talk about doctor who on this blog, even though i've been a sick fan boy over the last few weeks, delerious about the big man's return to screen. but no more! here down under, the series hasn't actually aired yet, which means there's a twice-as-sad fan-boy aspect to this 'who' rant - in that i've already seen the first 4 eps via the joys of file sharing.

i've been both delighted and appalled by the fan mutterings thus far. delighted by the fact that so many people have the right attitude, and appalled that so many do not. i do sometimes wish that certain important facts could be recanted three times before sleep for the worst of those fans.

important fact one - doctor who is a television programme.
important fact two - doctor who is a television programme.
important fact three - doctor who is a television programme.

essentially, the mantra is 'get some perspective'. yes, it's a wonderful testament to our boundless imagination. yes, it's a superior piece of science fiction. and, yes, wouldn't it be nice to have a tardis in our own back yard.

but, for the love of davros, calm down fansters - if the bbc want to have farting aliens, a jug-eared grinning northerner as the lead and a hollyoaks-style back story for rose, so be it. if we let you run the show, we'd have a programme for hardcore fans only - which would not only be deathly dull, but would also be everything that the programme is not - insular, exclusive, unfunny and irrelevant.

so, live a litte, relax, watch some other tv programmes, better still get out and get some fresh air ...and i'll see you back here in eight days for the return of the daleks... destrooooooooooy!

(n.b. that's the 2nd post to end with a sound effect - a pattern is developing...)

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those nice people at mini have decided that one great use for their cars is to turn them into robots, much like transformers without the ferrari angle. so, here's the scottish miniBot for your delectation. now do it yourself. miniBot crussssssshhhhhhh! grrr arrg!



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