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the zero-g web buziness has been working overtime of late with four concurrent design projects on the go. more news as they launch, but check out the first fruits of our recent labours at kidconfucius.com. kid confucius are a nine-piece funk / soul / hip hop bands from sydney and are about to unleash their debut album - which, incidentally, has also just scopped this week's fbi album of the week.

so with my beautiful wife (and expectant mother) at the zero-g design helm, it seems that she's not the only member of the family to gain some artistic kudos this week. my brother-in-law, matt, has scopped 'artist of the week' for his photographs on istockphoto.com. check out all of his images here - and why not buy some of them while you're there :-)

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it was fifteen years ago today, sergeant ken told the world to rave off...

from out of the depths of the memory junkyard >> my former bandmate / flatmate / sparring partner tim emailed me this week to remind me that it was precisely fifteen years ago this weekend that we played our first gig together. it was a little four piece by the name of 'ken'.

this being (almost) my first band, it was my 'musical debut' - preceeded only by (literally) bashing biscuit tins in my bedroom when i was ten with two of my mates. we had one rehearsal and called it quits. we were called 'the engineers' after a track from a gary numan album and we had one song 'machines talk'. hilarious.

back to 'ken' - so named thanks to teen idols 'bros'. as you might recall, bros had two ugly twin brothers and one handsome bass player, whose name no-one seemed to remember. therefore, the press 'hilariously' referred to him as 'the other one' or 'ken'. poor bastard, he was of course craig logan, who went on to (i think) manage / sleep with both kim appleby and dannii minogue. the twins went bankrupt, so who's laughing now? (well, one of them actually appeared as the main villain in 'blade 2' so we can let him off). we decided we liked to champion the underdog, so 'ken' became our name.

the band were: tim boy L (vocals, little casio sampler keyboard, mixing the backing tapes etc), rod prinz D (drummer extraordinare), doggy (bass boy) and myself (metal, shouting). influences were many, but back then in 1990, it was all about sampling - the klf, pop will eat itself, meat beat manifesto, einsturzende neubauten, public enemy - and it was all about taking the piss. we had no serious songs. we had 'rhythm of decay' ("the natrual rhythm for today"), 'plagiarise the house', 'where are the yoof?' (down the pub, apparently), 'hey kiddies' ("you've got four minutes left to live"), '(i get turned on by) dead celebrities' and the list goes on.



it was a meteoric rise to fame, helped in no small part by the fact that tim and i were entertainments convenor and president of the student union respectively - gigs were not hard to come by. they always involved many photocopies of craig logan's head (see above) and a liberal use of drum risers. (t-shirt note: this one - me on the left, showing some leg - was home made, taken from the love and rockets comic, of hopey's band 'ape sex', complete with black flag logo). all the photocopying and sample theivery was vindicated by us sweeping the public vote at the inaugural 'battle of the bands' at the union, winning a recording session at a local studio. and here's what happened:


- KEN perception
mp3

that's your truly trying his best john lydon impression. the acid sample is from meat beat manifesto and the vocal samples ... well they're from the seminal 80s brit sci-fi series, 'blake's seven'. check out roddy's drumming on this track, it is 'the shit'.

a second demo session went down a year or so later, and the results of that led to our one and only radio airplay moment, on radio scotland:


- KEN kenergy (radio scotland version) mp3

after three years, the days of the 'acid brassiere' were over. the kidz, following our explicit instructions, had slashed their wrists in sonic ecstasy. the final gig at glasgow's fixx2 closed with our (i believe "legendary") rendition of the sisters of mercy's 'this corrossion', complete with a rap from me. ahhh, the glory years...

here's a pic from that very gig - the t-shirt was taken from a song i have long forgotten 'heavenly hardcore shag'. draw your own conclusions...




but the story's not quite over - tim this weekend is playing a 'retrospective' gig in glasgow and will be featuring a few ken tracks in his set (bless 'im). the band are now far flung, however tim asked me to come up with an ingenious solution - a "video duet" for 'perception'. i duly obliged - here's some screen grabs >>





now rave off.

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for the last two saturdays, i've been tripping down memory lane, guesting on FBi's 'crate diggers' show. last time i was on about six months ago, i played late 80s - early 90s dance music, so i decided to pick up from where we left off and dragged 92 and 93 kicking and screaming onto the butchers block. and nice to hear the presenters of the following show saying '1993's a bit before my time...'. bastards :-) here's what i played over the two weeks - mostly all quality with only a light sprinkling of cheese. so it goes.

1992>>

STEREO MCS connected
PRIMAL SCREAM movin' on up
THE ORB the blue room
FUTURE SOUND OF LONDON papua new guinea
OPUS III it's a fine day
ORBITAL halcyon on and on
SL2 on a ragga tip
THE PRODIGY out of space
FELIX don't you want me
USURA open your mind
THE CHARLATANS wierdo
FLOWERED UP weekender
MASSIVE ATTACK be thankful (paul oakenfold mix)
CAJMERE feat DAJAE brighter days
RENEGADE SOUNDWAVE rsw megamix: lesson one
THE DISPOSABLE HEROES OF HIPHOPRISY television (the drug of the nation)
THE SHAMEN ebeneezer goode
LEFTFIELD song of life
APHEX TWIN digeridoo
LEMON INTERUPT dirty

1993 >>

NEW ORDER regret
THE GRID texas cowboys
BJORK big time sensuality (lionrock wigout vox)
THE DUST BROTHERS song to the siren
DRUM CLUB alchemy (orbital remix)
WILLIAM ORBIT water from a vine leaf (spooky's xylem flow mix)
SVEN VATH an accident in paradise
LEFTFIELD open up (dust brothers remix)
BEDROCK for what you dream of
UNDERWORLD cowgirl
DAJAE u got me up (cajmere's underground goodies mix)
SUB SUB ain't no love (ain't no use)
APHEX TWIN on
POLYGON WINDOW polygon window
AUTECHRE basscadet
TRICKY aftermath
SLAM positive education
SABRES OF PARADISE smokebelch II

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so, interestingly, the gig that was going to be the 'democratisation of music' - i.e. the iPod club night was, for me, a bit of a non-starter. i like fuss, i like things being pointed out to people. with no fanfare or suchlike, for most of the folks in the bar, we might as well have been playing CDs from a cheap stereo. maybe it'll catch on, but if you're going to make a big deal about it in print, you need to make a big deal on the night.

that said, the following night at bing bang bong was a scream, had a great time and was tickled raw pink to be playing some japanese music (or at least, some jap-themed music in places...). here's what made it onto the turning table....

ALPHAVILLE big in japan
CIBO MATTO about a girl
THE 5678s guitar date
LIMITED EXPRESS (HAS GONE) stop go
SCREAMING SEAGULL KISS HER KISS HER pretty in pink
TAKAKO MINEKAWA maxi
J.O.Y. sunplus
ELECTRIC EEL SHOCK rock n roll can rescue the world
PUFFY AMIYUMI teen titans
COM.A feat WICKED ACT no heathen (solo jamm mix)
THE VAPOURS turning japanese
SHONEN KNIFE boogie monster
ZONGAMIN hotel 17
JAPAN life in tokyo
MU tell you something
BUFFALO DAUGHTER cyclic



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