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A recent article in The Guardian noted that the perennial concept of the ‘uncanny valley’ has rolled around once more – when human ‘replicas’ cross the line and become too real.  At such a moment, we recognise them as neither fake nor real, and become involuntarily repulsed by them – the corresponding dip in empathy is the uncanny valley.

There are some clear and obvious examples of this, all of which are cited in the article, but it is the “re-imagining” of Tintin where The Guardian claims the ‘uncanny valley’ can be found in full effect.

“Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson hope to make Tintin a global household name with their new animated extravaganza, but in the process, they have brought another obscure term into the mainstream: the uncanny valley. The phrase has cropped up a lot in early reviews of The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn, referring to the strange effect created when animated characters look eerily lifelike. As New York magazine put it: “Tintin looks simultaneously too human and not human at all, his face weirdly fetal, his eyes glassy and vacant instead of bursting with animated life.” Many others have agreed.” (Read full article)

Shiven Sharma from the University of Ottawa, Canada, begs to differ, and – in an article from the Wall Street Journal - claims that the reproduction of Tintin remains sufficiently stylised to keep us off the valley floor: “Our mind is more accepting of stylized representations. That’s why the Tintin movie looks so good. They’ve made photorealistic people out of the comic books. But they’re Tintin people—the way they’re shaded, and the way they’re proportioned, is all made to have the same visual style that Hergé created in the comic.” 

Whether it is CGI, sculpture, photorealism or any other artform that aims to perfectly capture the human form, the graph below shows us where we might run into trouble.  If our creation is moving, that’s clearly more problematic. If they happen to exhibit the physical traits of a zombie, then you’re going to find yourself plummeting right to the depths of that valley.  Perhaps Spielberg and Jackson should just bite the bullet and go the distance with this thing – I think Zombie Tintin might well have a better run at the Box Office than the current incarnation.

 

The graph comes from Wikipedia‘s entry on the uncanny valley, wherein they note: “The name captures the idea that an almost human-looking robot will seem overly “strange” to a human being and thus will fail to evoke the empathic response required for productive human-robot interaction“.   That has to be my favourite phrase of the week – let us all pause for reflection on what “productive human-robot interaction” may actually entail.

Australia has a great deal to offer immigrants such as myself – and I say that as someone who doesn’t particular care for sand, sea or surf. But being on the barnacle end of the world does have its fair share of problems – chiefly our failure to maintain any kind of synchronicity with the rest of the world. In some cases, this can ideal (what global recession?), but in others, it’s a royal pain in the posterior.

Strangely, I’ve taken to buying CDs again after a drought of months / years, chiefly due to the fact that digital albums are just so terribly forgettable. That is, once bought and loaded into the iPod, they’re often forgotten – whereas CDs stick around; in the car, in the office, in the house. These indestructible, eco-unfriendly totems are present in the minds’ eye at all times – hence, my return to shiny disc retail. But I was stymied when I attempted, with wide-eyed innocence, to purchase the new CD from Prefuse 73 here in Australia on its release on April 26th. The date of launch was even given on the label web site as being both 25th and the 26th, which one would assume was to account for the various timezones across the world getting into line.

Alas, it wasn’t to be. For no particular reason, the Australian release (according to the fourth retailer I visited) is actually next weekend, 28th May, some four or five weeks after the rest of the Western world. Thus blocked from parting with my cash, I resisted the very powerful urge to download from a file share somewhere, and instead nabbed the item from a a U.S. reseller on eBay – who promptly posted the disc to me prior to the Australian release date, for around $10 less than the usual Aussie retail price. Current eBay prices for a new copy of the album are floating anywhere between $10 – $15 U.S.

And don’t get me started on the dumb and hilarious movie ‘Tucker & Dale vs Evil’, which was released in January 2010 (i.e. almost eighteen months ago), and yet is only receiving its (drum roll) “Australian premiere” at the Sydney Film Festival in June 2011. I know that there’s a whole world of anxiety involved in simultaneous worldwide movie distribution, but – please – 18 months? This gruesome little horror parody, with its 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, is being publicised here in Sydney as being the rightful winner of the Midnight Movie Audience Award at SWSX. What the blurb neglects to tell you is that this victory took place in March 2010, not March 2011. Which might as well be the last epoch. Watch the trailer below to work out why I give a damn, or better yet, buy the DVD today for $17.76 (Australian) from a Finnish webstore.

You might have twigged from all of this that I am an impatient sonofabitch. Hell, I’m still annoyed that the ABC choose to screen Doctor Who six days after it screens in the UK. Six frigging days? What’s wrong with the next day? Apparently, Saturday is its “rightful home” on the ABC, hence the delay. As the great man says, look out for wibbly-wobbly-torrenty-worrenty stuff in my vicinity soon.

My point: Is it any wonder that we’re (a) turning to illegal downloads in a heartbeat or (b) buying goods offshore, when Australian importers or distributors can’t either (a) argue the case for a worldwide simultaneous release or (b) get their act together to get it down here before the rest of the world revolves past us?

img: Shaun Gladwell’s ‘Apology to Roadkill’ projected on the front of the Art Gallery of New South Wales last Friday night, to mark the opening of the new Contemporary Gallery & The John Kaldor Family Collection.